I went to buy Tylenol at the convenience store in my building because I'm starting to have some sinus and throat pain. The Chinese lady who runs the store stopped me and said, "no no no, I heal you. Natural, healthy living, werwy wewry healthy." She told me how she prays to god everyday because he lets her eat and drink healthy and she doesn't get sick. She proceeded to pull several powders and liquid droppers from the back of the store and made me some kind of herbal, holistic, magic potion healing tea. She said (and acted out) that I would drink this and then kick down the door on my way out because I feel so strong [imagine a little Chinese lady pretending to kick down a door, then posing like a body builder, arms in the air and flexing her biceps]. I am now drinking a $5 cup of tea that tastes like what I can only imagine the root of a lemon tree tastes like. Life is fun sometimes eh?
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