Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Feed me your lies

Let's hear 'em. Comment or send me the most outrageous lie you've told, been told, or heard told (anonymous is okay).

I'll start. When I was 13 and getting contact lenses for the first time, I spilled a little gas on my shoes while filling up my mom's gas tank on the way to my eye doctor appt. At the doctor's office, other people started to smell gas and I was too shy to speak up so the police and three fire trucks were called. Firefighters walked all over the office building with air sensors trying to find the gas leak and I nearly pissed myself worrying that their detectors would lead them to my shoe like some kind of divining rod for liars. The office was closed for the rest of the day.

McCain can't pat his head and rub his tummy at the same time

McCain is postponing his campaign until congressional consensus is achieved on financial market legislation (likely by Monday). He is calling on the Obama camp to delay the first debate which is scheduled to be this Friday. He's apparently putting his country before himself.

Kudos Mr. Senator for deciding to help Americans only on the day that poll numbers have dropped you 9 points lower than Obama, your greatest deficit yet in the White House race. I suppose you would have put the country first when this crisis unmasked itself 10 days ago, had you known there was even a financial crisis going on. I suppose you would have put the country first when you rallied congress for deregulation of Lincoln Savings and Loan during the Keating explosion, had you known you would get caught.

McCain knows that most swing voters in America make their decision immediately after the first Presidential debate. He also knows that he is currently down in the polls significantly as a result of his inability to make sounds decisions regarding financial markets. He also knows that the financial markets are increasingly linked to foreign affairs, so this subject will come up in the debate on Friday.


In all fairness, McCain's move is bold and shows initiative. He appears sympathetic to the Nation by reigning in his own ambitions for the good of the country. But let's be honest here. McCain will go to Washington to rally congress to immediately pass this bill giving Bush and Paulson a blank check, unquestionable power, and no oversight. Bush wins, McCain appears bold, and Average Joe owes Congress $700 billion from his own pocketbook. Remember the Wizard of Oz? Bring him out from behind the curtain and suddenly he's not so benevolent.

I Love Arianna

Last week I was very fortunate to hear Arianna Huffington speak at the Web2.0 conference in NYC. What I like most about her is her passion! She feels so strongly that media should represent the people, not preach to the people. She deplores misinformation in the media, and welcomes feedback on her own writing. The Huffington Post is always on the lookout for new writers so if any of you have an opinion, speak up!

Washington Times meets Starship Trooper?

Has anyone seen the layout of the Washington Times Homepage? It looks like the control panel of a spaceship.

Pocket Google


Google announced its new mobile phone software, ensuring that the money loving company can generate ad revenue anywhere in the world.

Well, not anywhere. The biggest downside of the new Google enabled phone is that it will only be released in markets where T-Mobile's 3G network is available. The software can't run on slower networks. The software is being released on T-Mobile's G1 phone.

The coolest thing about the software, built on the Android platform, is that it is open, so anyone with the know-how can create an application for use on the software. This isn't particularly new (thank you Apple) but it's certainly pushing the philosophy of openness out to the rest of the world.